A player showing textbook technique to get rid of the ball his team spend the game trying to win |
Another favourite of the amateur coach is that his team have "stopped talking" or a similar variant. Whilst I agree that a good conservation can really liven up a dull game I can't say it is what I went into football for. If I had, I would certainly have been disappointed. Sometimes, players will be told that they are in possession of "time". Regrettably, I have yet to see any opposing players pull out Bernard's watch and manipulate time. Players will also often find that they have left their four leaf clover and horseshoe in the changing room as they are often told that they are "unlucky", when in fact they have committed an error that is really their own fault. Rather perversely, if a player does eventually receive the luck that has previously deserted him he is often treated by opposition coaches and players as if he has cheated in some way. The definition of luck is for something to happen by chance rather than through ones own endeavours.
My favourite instruction that I have heard from an opposition coach was a desperate call to his team: "Come on guys, play better". Whilst this did not appear to set off any eureka moments for the players involved, at least the players knew exactly what the coach wanted.
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